The Guy Who Bought the Themepark Next to Bucketheadland

by Alan Danger

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Welcome to everyone's least favorite themepark, Danger Zone! Here you'll find such fantastically safe and wonderful rides such as the Axes Axis of Doom, The Danger Coaster, The Chop Drop, and more.

Opened in 1989 right next to the ever popular Bucketheadland, Danger Zone has always been the slightly less attractive tourist destination; filled often only because of it's lack of lines compared to the ever popular park next door.

So please, come and enjoy this wonderful family destination, we promise you won't regret it!

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released May 31, 2016

All music by Alan Danger. Album/Sticker art by Sebastian Alarcon. ©2016

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Feedback Vegetables is the indie label home for several projects spearheaded by Alan Danger. From solo albums, to Sebalan and The Lobster Starship, you'll find all sorts of musical goodies here at Feedback Vegetables!

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Track Name: Take Exit 433 to the Danger Zone
Verse:
If you're a fan of Bucketland, and got some time left on your hands,
Exit 433 to come see me, I'll show you sights you've never seen,
With noise, and joys, and fancy toys, I've got things to show the girls and boys,
Perhaps my themepark's not the best, but Danger Zone will stand the test,
With Rides, and Games, and petting zoo, we don't have chickens, just Mother Goose,
Who will lay a golden egg, or two, beware though you don't let it hatch,
Remember all these sights unseen, a themepark built upon a dream,
And when it's time to make amends, come along and meet my friends.

Chorus:
Exit 433, to the Danger Zone.
Track Name: Someone Threw up on the Tilt-A-Whirl... Again!
Verse 1:
Well someone threw up on the tilt-a-whirl again,
I wonder who it could be,
Perhaps it was, this young man,
Sitting in teacup three,
Now why would you do that young man, don't you know,
That the poor Janitors gonna be very upset,
He's gonna have to clean it,
You know, I mean it,
He might just try and make you,
Dead.

Verse 2:
Well someone threw up on the tilt-a-whirl again,
I wonder who it could be,
Perhaps it was, this young man,
Sitting in teacup three.
Track Name: The Ballad of Stir Fry
Verse 1:
His head lay on the ground,
Detached and subdivided,
Peculiar thunking sound,
He should have never tried it,
That coaster moves too fast,
Fishboy now torn in two,
His mom, that awful scream,
"Stir Fry what did you do!?"

Chorus:
Cheer up Stir Fry, Danger's got a plan,
You're merely a pawn to an omnipotent man,
Fear not your death won't be in vain,
Perhaps someday we'll meet again.

Verse 2:
Danger Zone has gone too far,
This themepark has to end,
Oh how I miss my son,
He was my only friend,
This place is so unsafe,
I don't know what to do,
Let's shut this themepark down,
"Danger I'm coming for you!"

Chorus

Bridge:
Brothers and sisters,
I said, brothers and sisters,
We are gathered here today,
To mourn the loss of a brave young boy,
At the hands of one, Alan Danger,
Who runs a themepark many of our youth love to attend,
This man is a menace, this themepark is a menace,
Brothers and sisters I recommend that we rise up in young Stir Fry's honor,
We must rise up and shut this themepark down,
I don't want this in my city, do you!?
Cutting your children in half,
Maiming them, burning them,
Eating them alive from the inside,
I don't want that.
It's time we tell Danger to leave,
Leave, leave,
Leave.

Verse 3:
Mom, you can't let 'em shutdown my favorite themepark,
If they shut down Danger Zone, what of my soul?
And you can't be sad, it's not my fault, it's not Danger's fault.
Sometimes these things just happen.
It's ok, just don't shut down my park.
She can't hear you, you know?
What, Why Not?
Because, you're dead.