The height requirements be damned if a child is super enthused about riding a ride at Danger Zone. Stir Fry may have been short, but he was exceptionally brave; right up until the very end.
His head lay on the ground,
Detached and subdivided,
Peculiar thunking sound,
He should have never tried it,
That coaster moves too fast,
Fishboy now torn in two,
His mom, that awful scream,
"Stir Fry what did you do!?"
Cheer up Stir Fry, Danger's got a plan,
You're merely a pawn to an omnipotent man,
Fear not your death won't be in vain,
Perhaps someday we'll meet again.
Danger Zone has gone too far,
This themepark has to end,
Oh how I miss my son,
He was my only friend,
This place is so unsafe,
I don't know what to do,
Let's shut this themepark down,
"Danger I'm coming for you!"
Brothers and sisters,
I said, brothers and sisters,
We are gathered here today,
To mourn the loss of a brave young boy,
At the hands of one, Alan Danger,
Who runs a themepark many of our youth love to attend,
This man is a menace, this themepark is a menace,
Brothers and sisters I recommend that we rise up in young Stir Fry's honor,
We must rise up and shut this themepark down,
I don't want this in my city, do you!?
Cutting your children in half,
Maiming them, burning them,
Eating them alive from the inside,
I don't want that.
It's time we tell Danger to leave,
Mom, you can't let 'em shutdown my favorite themepark,
If they shut down Danger Zone, what of my soul?
And you can't be sad, it's not my fault, it's not Danger's fault.
Sometimes these things just happen.
It's ok, just don't shut down my park.
She can't hear you, you know?
What, Why Not?
Because, you're dead.
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